On Twitter, I follow an account called Homophobes. I don’t know who this individual is, but the basic purpose of this account is to retweet homophobic statuses by random strangers for the sole purpose of giving you and I some ignorant wankers to laugh at. For those of you who don’t follow this account, I’ve decided to spend this lazy afternoon picking out some of the real prize tweets for you to see.
You’re right, I’m pretty sure acts of terrorism will skyrocket the second equal marriage is legalised.
Both of those options will probably be better for that poor kid’s life. It’s lovely to see the homophobes caring about their future children.
That's all today, folks. In the meantime, if you want to read more thoughts from douchebags, check out the Twitter feed of Homophobes!