Monday, 6 August 2012

Twisted Logic

On Twitter, I follow an account called Homophobes. I don’t know who this individual is, but the basic purpose of this account is to retweet homophobic statuses by random strangers for the sole purpose of giving  you and I some ignorant wankers to laugh at. For those of you who don’t follow this account, I’ve decided to spend this lazy afternoon picking out some of the real prize tweets for you to see.
If I hang out with you, does that make me a man by association? No, I didn’t think so.

You’re right, I’m pretty sure acts of terrorism will skyrocket the second equal marriage is legalised.

I have a dick. It’s purple, silicon and in a box under my bed…

Gosh, the arguments of homophobes sure are reaching heights of intelligence.

So all of us gays who don’t have HIV aren’t actually gay?? Damn, if only I’d known before I moved in with my girlfriend. Awkward.

Both of those options will probably be better for that poor kid’s life. It’s lovely to see the homophobes caring about their future children.

It sounds to me like you have some latent homosexual tendencies, Sir. Wishing a dude would kiss you? Oh bless, I’m sure your day will come and you’ll find the right man for you.

Really? You’re comparing God’s standpoint on marriage to his opinions on a chicken sandwich? I don’t recall reading anything about poultry butties in the Bible… guess I missed that book.

Do we need to have a basic science lesson on the difference between HIV and AIDS and how you contract this? Because I don’t think you quite understand, dear.

That's all today, folks. In the meantime, if you want to read more thoughts from douchebags, check out the Twitter feed of Homophobes!

- R

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